So I decided to get “wine in a box” tonight. Just to try it, and because it’s cheaper.
Just so you know, it’s not very good. I mean, really, what did I expect from wine that comes in a cardboard box. “Velvety and smooth” really means “You’re cheap.”

Now I’m not saying that all wine that comes sans glass is bad - I’ve actually had some pretty decent stuff - but the stuff I have right now?

Adam: 0, Box o’ Wine: 1